tags:
#YEEEEEE

str8pugginit:

Wait are you telling me that because I cut my hair short creepy sexist men don’t want to bang me anymore? OH DARN

I feel so dizzy and nauseous I don’t know if I can drive home from school Jesus fuck this is terrible

tags:
#ME

brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

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tags:
#ME

alienskaters2:

In every school there is one cis girl with colored hair who owns an attack on titan jacket

(Source: catsbeaversandducks)

wishmaker7:

birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

'yeah i'll buy it for you'

genderfluid-carlos:

ppl who don’t dress up for halloween bc it’s too childish are halloweak

(Source: spoopy-night-vale)

toewscrosby:

please watch this cinematic masterpiece

maritsa-met:

Grown men who check out teenage girls make me physically ill.

shiny-cartography:

glaceon97:

shiny-cartography:

rainfreyer asked glaceon97 to our school Homecoming with an Animal Crossing-like invitation. He made the mailbox, and I made the letter and envelope! I’m very proud of him, and I love these dorks a lot. Basically, I showed up at her front with the mailbox and the letter already inside it. We were thinking that maybe I should dress as Pete the Mailbird but that didn’t happen. She read the letter out loud, and then he came around the corner with his bouquet of carnations the one she likes from ACNL! Of course, she said yes.

Then we went into her basement and sang karaoke. It was a good day.

he was so nervous and stuff it was so adorable. I was also an A+ mom.

He fell asleep too. So cute :3

BONUS

that’s glaceon97's hand btw

I’M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW