tags:
#vomits

woodmeat:

menthuthuyoupi:

cumgirl1:

eating ass is gross! “o ya put ur tongue in my ass that really revs my engine” like who says that

Honestly like…. The bootyhole is so pretty…. Its so nice. Its like a perpetual kissy face 😚😚😚 ya know? It kisses you back

image

wip i posted on fb already

tags:
#im so funny

thealphapigeon:

-annoying:

you know my name not my

Overwhelming desire to become a pigeon. Words cannot express my dire need to have beautiful grey feathers and glorious wings so that I may fly and feast upon dropped hotdogs and breadcrumbs.

follow your dreams kids

follow your dreams

tags:
#bae

cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

tags:
#sCREAMS

octopusheart:

dendropsyche:

sharped0:

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

mrdaveenglish:

orangelemonart:

kaiba-s-giant-dick:

Why is Homestuck missing?

Because, while Homestuck may be annoying to people not in the fandom, it talks about DIFFERENT THINGS. It updates frequently. All you ever hear about Doctor Who is him and Rose leaning against a wall. All you ever hear about Supernatural is that Dean and Cas are gay. All you ever hear about Sherlock is that he loved John so much he jumped off a building for him. And all you hear about Avengers is that Loki is precious.

Homestuck may be a lot of annoying things, but at least it is a LOT of annoying things instead of just the same one over and over.

god bless tumblr user orangelemonart

Stages of being an anime fan
Discovery: Huh, what a cute little Japanese show. Looks interesting, maybe I'll take a look lol
Stage 1 weeaboo: GUYS ANIME AND JAPAN ARE SO KAWAII DESU~~~~!!!1 >//w//< Nya I wanna live in Japan it's the best country in the world!! 日本はすごいですね~~!!ww
Realization: Oh no someone murder my past self I like anime but that was awful
Avoidance: Wow, anime is so overrated. Stop acting like Japan is the best country in the world and glorifying them, you weeaboo trash.
Reemergence: I suddenly remembered the entirety of World is Mine oh no
Stage 2 weeaboo: somEONE STOP ME BEFORE I REWATCH DEATH NOTE AND NARUTO
Acceptance: I'm weeaboo trash ww
tags:
#me

(Source: pleatedjeans)

toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

tags:
#me

neoliberalismkills:

a man who gets what he wants out of life

(Source: charlieseesmore)